Researcher's notes straight from the field:
At around ten p.m., I approached the field reported. The reported unicorn was barely visible in the distance; it vanished quickly into a shelter, out of view. Further studies and observations of this creature will be made.
However, still no cash fairies.
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Field Research Day 5: 1/25/09
Post-Obama Inauguration Research:
Administration Transparency: 7 %
(notes: not much change, maybe they still go to church on Sundays; there was a press release of the breakfast menu - change 1 percent)
Unicorn sightings: possible sighting
Cash fairy sightings: none
Research Notes: A report of a unicorn sighting a few miles away just in; will be staking out site for tomorrow's update.
Administration Transparency: 7 %
(notes: not much change, maybe they still go to church on Sundays; there was a press release of the breakfast menu - change 1 percent)
Unicorn sightings: possible sighting
Cash fairy sightings: none
Research Notes: A report of a unicorn sighting a few miles away just in; will be staking out site for tomorrow's update.
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Field Research Day 4: 1/24/09
Post-Obama Inauguration Research:
Administration Transparency: 6 %
(notes: not much change, maybe they take Saturdays off)
Unicorn sightings: none
Cash fairy sightings: none
Research Notes: The price of gas keeps increasing - must find one of those cash fairies.
Friday, January 23, 2009
Field Research Day 3: 1/23/09
Post-Obama Inauguration Research:
Administration Transparency: 6 %
(notes: reversing ban to allow tax-payers to fund international abortions increased value, however refusal to answer difficult questions from journalists dropped overall percentage)
Unicorn sightings: none
Cash fairy sightings: none
Research Notes: Thanks to Pres. Obama, a rainbow appeared in the sky today and two stars were slightly visible at night. This could indicate a slight decrease in atmospheric pollution in just three days.
Administration Transparency: 6 %
(notes: reversing ban to allow tax-payers to fund international abortions increased value, however refusal to answer difficult questions from journalists dropped overall percentage)
Unicorn sightings: none
Cash fairy sightings: none
Research Notes: Thanks to Pres. Obama, a rainbow appeared in the sky today and two stars were slightly visible at night. This could indicate a slight decrease in atmospheric pollution in just three days.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Field Research Day 2: 1/22/09
Post-Obama Inauguration Research:
Administration Transparency: 10 % (standard deviation +/- 8%)
(see the three executive orders released, giving terrorists Constitutional rights and an impending release from prison)
Unicorn sightings: none
Cash fairy sightings: none
Research Notes: a possible cash-fairy sighting turned out to be the tooth fairy, who gave a child an IOU after said fairy received a tax-payer funded bail-out package
Administration Transparency: 10 % (standard deviation +/- 8%)
(see the three executive orders released, giving terrorists Constitutional rights and an impending release from prison)
Unicorn sightings: none
Cash fairy sightings: none
Research Notes: a possible cash-fairy sighting turned out to be the tooth fairy, who gave a child an IOU after said fairy received a tax-payer funded bail-out package
Field Research Day 1: 1/21/09
Post-Obama Inauguration Research:
Administration Transparency: 0 %
Unicorn sightings: none
Cash fairy sightings: none
Sharing The Pain Plan Data (as reported by Mike Shedlock):
Ordinary Taxpayers 100%
Banks 0%
Congress 0%
State Legislatures 0%
Bernanke 0%
Fed Governors 0%
Fannie Mae Bondholders 0%
Freddie Mac Bondholders 0%
FDIC executives 0%
SEC 0%
Administration Transparency: 0 %
Unicorn sightings: none
Cash fairy sightings: none
Sharing The Pain Plan Data (as reported by Mike Shedlock):
Ordinary Taxpayers 100%
Banks 0%
Congress 0%
State Legislatures 0%
Bernanke 0%
Fed Governors 0%
Fannie Mae Bondholders 0%
Freddie Mac Bondholders 0%
FDIC executives 0%
SEC 0%
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